I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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