i would punch a child for taco bell
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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