Your tits are I can't wait for
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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