But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my sisters under your porch take her home
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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