I'm drive I can fine osifer
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
