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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room

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  Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this

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• (714): View more from California

  i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night

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