so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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