I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Randomize
