East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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