Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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