So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
