So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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