Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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