We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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