Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
