Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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