Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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