I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you inspire me to be a worse person
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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