I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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