he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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