My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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