so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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