If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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