Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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