i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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