how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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