i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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