your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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