so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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