wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
What drink are we having for lunch?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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