the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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