Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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