just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
we're so committed to being not committed
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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