Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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