thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
