Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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