While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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