JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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