I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
sex in a hospital.. check
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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