Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
even my farts smell like vagina
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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