remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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