The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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