What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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