How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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