if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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