i just wanna soil my oats bro
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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