actually, I'm a sock model
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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