it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
And my parents said I crawled through the house
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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