I just saw a hot homeless man
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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