just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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