I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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