I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
